anyways i have been pretty well out of the pony loop for a while so have an idea that i had months ago and never got around to actually finishing until now. also, you are now introduced to the incredibly hilaribad movie from which this song came, and you can thank me for that at your convenience.
also in my headcanon Rarity is from Pittsburgh and her father is Mike Ditka but he is a pony and there's nothing you can do about it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (c) Lauren Faust, Hasbro, et al
"Prince Charmless" (c) ...UAV Corporation? Lionsgate? the public domain? certainly not me
Ponyville road background (c)
Twilight's library vector (c)
scroll vector (c)
Canterlot background (c)
banner vectors (c)
Equestrian flag vector (c)
alicorn amulet vectors (c) and
elements of harmony vector (c)
got the idea for Blueblood's armor from here
as always, feel free to make recordings and such, as long as you send me a link so i can show everyone else.
EDIT 8/5: that didn't take long! have the song part of the comic set to the song by
EDIT 8/8: and have the entire comic voiced by
EDIT 11/9/2014: eeeeeee have the song part of the comic by
I still like it though.
I'll favorite this anyway.
is this your youtube account? i want to give credit to the right person
Sorry I'm late, everypony. Had to stop for snacks. *Notices Blueblood* Rarity, this is that prince you met at the Gala, right? The one you initially loved, but dumped due to the fact that he's a jerk?
Yes. He is. His name is Prince Blueblood.
*slightly irritated that Spike called him a jerk*I told you, my name is Prince Charmless now.
I see. *faces Blueblood* Hello, Prince Blueblood.
So you acknowledge your new ruler. But you MUST call me Prince Charmless now.
Wow, Prince Charmless...
You recognize how glorious I am? Oh, I'm so happy! Please go on. I strongly desire a compliment from you.
...you look even more stupid in that outfit than you did before.
...What did you just say?!?
I SAID that you look stupid. And it isn't just your outfit...EVERYTHING about you looks stupid.
But I guess it fits you now; since it now fits you...because you're stupid.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT YOUR NEW RULER?!?!?
I'm not insulting you, I'm telling the truth. You're nothing more than a moron...scratch that, you're the biggest moron in Equestria. And, moreover, do you know what type of fancy guys Rarity likes? Smart ones. Ever since you showed her how stupid you are at the Gala, she stopped loving you, and she will NEVER, EVER, love you again.
YOU ARE GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE!!!!!
Guess what? I don't care. And that's because, deep down, Rarity's feelings are for ME. Because I'm everything you're not, and so I'm everything you will never, ever be. If she had to pick between the two of us, she'd pick ME over YOU every single time. Every. Single. Time. You get all that, Prince Brainless?
OK, THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED, YOU PUNY LITTLE DRAGON!
*Blueblood begins charging up a super-powerful magic spell...but his anger turns to horror as the charge turns unstable, and cracks of light begin forming in his horn*
....NO! NO! NOOOOOOO! This can't be happening!
What's going on?
Something's wrong...My spell...it's backfiring!
Why am I NOT surprised?
Curse you, baby dragon...YOU did this to me!
Actually, I'M not the one who decided to get all that power. And from the looks of things, you obtained so much power that your body cannot possibly handle it.
*Blueblood looks at his hooves, and notices that he is beginning to explode the same way Sombra did*
No...he's right...I DO have too much power! IT IS TOO MUCH POWER! And I can't control it! I CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!!!
Everypony, shield your eyes! Now!
*After everypony in the room(except for Blueblood) shields their eyes, a burst of blinding white light shines forth from Blueblood*
*when the light clears, the Mane Six see that Blueblood has reverted to his unicorn self...albeit petrified, the Alicorn Amulet lies on the floor, and his crown has divided back into its original components(Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Sombra's crowns, Chrysalis' "crown", and Discord's horns), which lie on the floor as well. Blueblood's soldiers are also rubbing their heads, saying things like "What happened", "My head hurts", etc.(Blueblood used the power of the Alicorn Amulet to brainwash them.)*
...Um...he's defeated, right? *lightly taps Blueblood*
*Spike's tap causes the petrified Blueblood to crumble to dust.*
Yep, he's defeated.
Well, ain't that poetic justice. Blueblood became the thing he's just as good as...dust.
He didn't even get to use a single attack against us...booooring!
But you have to admit, he DID go down pretty awesomely.
Blueblood was destroyed by his own power...but why?
*Celestia, along with Luna, Cadence, Chrysalis, and Sombra(each of whom are no longer tied up), put their crowns back on, and Discord puts his horns back on*
Well, Twilight, what Spike said about Blueblood was correct: Blueblood was indeed a fool.
You see, every good ruler knows that a lust for power only leads to self-destruction.
Blueblood didn't know that, and for that, he paid the price...with his life.
I may be a tyrant, but even I never forget about what Celestia said.
...What Sombra said, possibly minus the "tyrant" bit.
At least he gave off quite the lightshow in his last moments.
Sorry for making your "nephew" destroy himself, Princess Celestia.
It's OK. To tell the truth, I never liked him anyways.
...So he's dead then...FINALLY! I've been waiting for him to drop dead ever since the end of the Gala!
So what do I get? Do I get a kiss?!? Huh? Huh? Do I get a kiss?!?
Considering that you just saved Equestria...of course you get a kiss!!!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Um...I hate to break up the moment...but we should get back to Golden Oaks before we miss Supernatural. And we WERE in the middle of a game, after all.
Oh....right. Almost forgot.
Sombra- You know, we'd make quite a royal pair ourselves you and I.
Aaand that that's when he promptly explodes from the overload of power.
Let's do the Time Warp again!!!